Besides the fact that I shake my fist at Dick Cheney driving by every morning on his way to the white house...
So a friend of a friend works for the secret service and on his very first detail, he was driving one of the large SUVs while escorting the prime minister of a rather important European country. As they were heading to the embassy, they were driving through a residential area and a slow cat started to cross the road. Unfortunately for the cat, motorcades are not allowed to stop for anything or swerve or else everyone will assume there is an imminent threat and react accordingly (with very large guns). So the poor guy had to run it over. Now his nickname is "pussy killer".
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that is terrible!
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