Friday, February 27, 2009

smart car


what do you ladies think about the smart car? I know only two seats...that is the one thing that makes me hesitate, but its super safe, environmentally sound, and perfect for city driving. they drive them all over Europe!! I dunno what la mere will think though. Its cheap too! only about $12,000!! thoughts?!??

Thursday, February 26, 2009

M. Night Shyamalan only wishes his movies were creepy like this!



May I present to you the winner of the Creepiest Music Video in the History of Ever award.

Wednesday, February 25, 2009

Hi, I'm Bobby Jindal

Did you guys watch the Republican "response" to Obama's speech last night? You must watch the highlights here! I love a good conservative implosion/self-destruction tv appearance, but this rivaled Palin's Couric interview. Why did he sound like he was telling bedtime stories to a bunch of mentally insufficient 5th graders? (Oh wait, he was speaking to the Republican base...) I couldn't stop laughing. Even the Fox commentators were hard pressed to say anything nice about it. I cannot wait for the primaries to see him debate Palin!

Tuesday, February 24, 2009

This book totally rocked!




I know it's only Feb but this is totally my favorite book so far this year. Completely surreal and awesome, its not quite like anything else out there. Its kind of like a classic detective story as told by Terry Gilliam and Tim Burton.

The Cuteness


On equality


I totally teared up during Dustin Lance Black's acceptance speech. "When I was 13 years old, my beautiful mother and my father moved me from a conservative Mormon home in San Antonio, Texas, to California, and I heard the story of Harvey Milk. And it gave me hope. It gave me the hope to live my life; it gave me the hope that one day I could live my life openly as who I am and that maybe even I could fall in love and one day get married." Why can't the whole country be more like Massachusetts?

Sunday, February 22, 2009

Go Slumdog! Go!







I hope they sweep the Oscars tonight. Here's some photos of my neighbors who I know will be cheering.

Saturday, February 21, 2009

Swan Lake


Went to see Swan Lake last night. Here's a clip of my favorite part, the Pas de Quatre. And here is a funny parody of it.
ps. don't tell la mere I went as A) she does not approve of people who go to the ballet and B) she does not like swans

Friday, February 20, 2009

When the Orcs said "Manflesh"


I am pretty sure this is what they were talking about...

What I am listening to on my ipod

Amy MacDonald's Mr Rock and Roll (reminds me of the Indigo Girls). Santogold's Shove it. Lady GaGa's Poker Face (have forgiven her for her habitual state of pantlessness).

Best. Vogue. Ever




MICHELLE OBAMA! CARLA BRUNI! MELINDA GATES! Finally some women with style AND substance!

Thursday, February 19, 2009

So I have this bag...




...and I'm about to go out when Dad comes home and sees it lying on the dining room table. The following conversation ensues.

Le Pere: The Misfits. I saw that movie.
Moi: I'm going out.
LP: Did I see that movie? I think I did.
M: Do you need anything?
LP: Yeah I think I saw it. Marilyn Monroe and John Wayne.
M: Right.... I guess I'll just get milk and laundry detergent.
LP: Her last movie I think.
M: And a punk-rock band in the '80's.
LP: Huh?
M: Nothing.

Wednesday, February 18, 2009

Questions

1). Did anyone else wonder why no one noticed that the Oceanic 6 (minus Aaron) are all on the same plane again and why didn't anyone else find that a little spooky to be on the same plane as them??

2). What is up the Direct TV ad that seems to star Dule Hill and Alan Tudyk? (somehow couldn't find it on youtube...)

Pls Explain. Thanks.

Esmee read this and tell me why I am excited!

http://www.empireonline.com/news/story.asp?NID=24225

Tuesday, February 17, 2009

Hair dilemma




Ok. So I am going to finally get my hair under control and am debating how to color it. Right now it is an unfortunate brassy shade. Should I go for the blonde like Kim Raver? Medium brown with wispy bangs like Jemima Khan or go brunette like Keira Knightley?

Fully loaded

You must watch this clip of the Finance Minister of Japan at a press conference this past weekend. Makes our politicians look positively puritanical. (BTW, totally have a crush on Rachel Maddow!)

Sunday, February 15, 2009

Why I have always thought Esmee should dress in Viktor and Rolf


They dedicated an entire runway collection to Tilda Swinton and had every model made over as a Swinton clone. They also had Tori Amos play live during another runway show

Friday, February 13, 2009

Thursday, February 12, 2009

Oh yeah, and the new Decemberists album is totally gonna rock



(who doesn't love a Chauceresque concept album?)

Remember when we didn't love Tilda???

Seriously, what were we on then?



Okay, so Tilda Swinton is going along, doing her weirdo movies, living with her undoubtedly odd kids, older husband, younger lover in some uber-hippie part of France, wondering what the hell project she can involve herself in that could possibly get any weirder.

And voila...



>

...Patrick Wolf, shows up. Dickensian-street-urchin/wunderkind-singer-violinist who dropped out of school to 'get his degree in life', busk, experiment in 'noise-music', heterosexuality, etc before making two AWESOME albums.

After several years he's finally coming out (of the closet) with a new album, and it involves SWINTON (as the Fug girls would say).
Red-heads in unconventional relationships unite?

Book nerds of the world unite



So I'm reading 'Drood' by Dan Simmons (who, btw, wrote The Terror, which was cool, scary, horrible and totally awesome all at once-think 'The Ruins' on ice), and to my sheer and utter delight, although it's ostensibly about the last five years of Dickens' life, the book is narrated by Wilkie Collins (!!!).
I think I am probably one of five people in the world excited about this.
The book draws on such facts as the train crash Dickens was in five years before his death, and the fact that poor Wilkie Collins was such a Laudanum addict that he became convinced there was a doppelganger (who can't resist a good doppelganger?) of himself that wrote most of The Moonstone, who he dubbed "Ghost Wilkie".
The book is fictional, but seriously, some seriously strange shit went down in their lives.
Yeah. Not much going on in Massachusetts right now.
Sigh.

Wednesday, February 11, 2009

at last...some proper footage

http://movies.yahoo.com/premieres/11990378/standardformat/

Tuesday, February 10, 2009

I cannot get away from that apocalyptica song

why are you guys always so on it?? trendsetters :)

Monday, February 9, 2009

This is Awesome

Foxes on a trampoline!! http://jezebel.com/5149979/the-world-is-an-urban-jungle-gym

Sunday, February 8, 2009

The ultimate brush-off

Generally I don't like to promote the HuffPo, but this is a hilarious clip.

Saturday, February 7, 2009

Another chick flick?

So I just woke up from my jetlagged stupor and I am taking F to go see He's Not that Into You because he has been dying to see it. (He also recently told me that he LOVES Katy Perry's You're Hot and You're Cold song and started singing along (in falsetto, of course) to the radio in the car. Not quite sure when I started dating a teenage girl, but I digress.) Anyways, to get me to agree to see the film, he showed me this, which I have to agree is hilarious and in all likelihood better than the movie. PS it took me a while to recognize Bradley Cooper under that mold on his face.

Snow crazed stoat goes beserk.

Right-oh. I love the BBC.

Who is excited for The Boat That Rocked???


I personally would watch anything with Bill Nighy, Kenneth Brannaugh AND Phillip Seymour Hoffman.

Thursday, February 5, 2009

Return to Western Civ

I start my endless journey back to DC tonight. Can't wait to actually talk with you guys.
Went to the Indian Museum yesterday. Very creepy. All these dark and dingy rooms. It was as if the Victorians started a museum and no one ever updated it. Oh, wait that is probably true. (Actually, I take that back the cultural anthropology exhibit had population figures from as recent as 1961!) Lots of decrepit taxadermy specimens with staring glass eyes. Lizards and snakes in jars of formaldehyde. Beetles and flies on pins. Dusty glass cabinets filled with poorly labeled rocks and bits of fossils. Including a couple of cabinets on the wonders of asbestos and one whole cabinet filled with jars of opium!.

Wednesday, February 4, 2009

Tuesday, February 3, 2009

Irony or karma?

So after several nights of very little sleep (2-4 hrs per night), I took a nap today after I got home from work (since La Mere said she didn't want to go out for her birthday until next week) only later she tried to wake me up and apparently I was a little incoherent, babbling on about russians or somesuch. Not entirely sure, but I think (think) she asked me if I was drunk. Which is ironic since this was one of the few times I was actually sober, just tired and not-quite-awake. Oh dear.

This is pretty hilarious too...

Make sure you scroll all the way down to the last picture. Its the best!!!

http://defamer.com/5145424/presenting-a-handy-one+stop-picture-shop-for-all-your-christian-bale-ranting-needs

Elementary my dears...

Except not. Tried to upload this new pic, but failed, miserably. Here's the link instead.

http://www.usatoday.com/life/movies/news/2009-02-02-downey-oscar_n.htm

Who's excited?

This is kind of awesome...



Christian is so crazy! In an awesome kind of way of course. Totally love him as an actor-wouldn't want to meet him in a dark alleyway. But then we already knew that.

Monday, February 2, 2009

From the rooftop of the world

SO I went to Darjeeling this weekend. Absolutely amazing and as you might guess, I have tea and tea cups for all. I was hesitant to go as it takes a billion hrs by train to get there but then 7 yrs in Tibet was on TV and I felt it was a sign I should go see the Himalyas.
I took the narrow gauge steam railway to Darjeeling (another 7 hrs on top of the 14 hrs it took me to get to the initial train station!) but it was terrific to crawl slowly up through the Himalayan foothills. I hung my head out the window like a dog and enjoyed the clear mountain air. Particularly refreshing after so much time in the polluted streets of the city.
Then the next morning I went to Tiger Hill observatory by jeep. As you ascend along the mountain, the vegetation gets shorter, the frost thicker, and Tibetan prayer flags wave over your head. Then all of a sudden the snow capped Himalayas are before you. I absolutely gasped when I saw them. I am truly a Romantic at heart (in a Shelley-Wordsworth, not Byronic sense) and so the wonders of nature do really get to me. I took dozens of unartistic photographs of the peaks. Unfortunately it is foggy in the winter and Everest was obscured though I was able to see Nepal and the highest peak in India.
To return to earth I took a shared jeep. Truly a death defying experience. At numerous points I wished that I had written my final will and testatment as the rickety contraption hurtled down the narrow mountain roads through the dense fog. Bouncing along in the seatbeltless vehicle as we honked our way around corners and narrowly avoided the puja celebrating pedestrians dancing along the Tenzing Norgay Road, I really did think that this was the most foolhardy thing I had ever done. At one point, one of the other passengers (who did appear to be a local inhabitant who had gone to Darjeeling to buy vegetables) stuck her head out the jeep window and started vomiting profusely. None of the other passengers acknowleged this episode and the driver did not slow in the slightest which made me wonder if perhaps this was a common event as the jeeps careen along the winding mountain roads. (Charles, while Darjeeling seems romantic, I would not recommend the trip for you as the motion sickness potential in traveling there is unavoidable.)
I have true Darjeeling tea for all. Do you like stronger or more delicate teas? I got some of each. I went to this excellent tea shop where you get to try all sorts of brews and seasons of tea, just like a winery! Excellent fun. I also got dad this Tibetan mountain hat that will keep him warm and make him look rather like a Communist rebel. Also Tibetan influenced objets pour tout le monde.

Sunday, February 1, 2009

L'anniversaire de notre mere...

Just a reminder, Feb 3rd is our mother's birthday. I'll get a massage for her from Charles, and Rock N' Rolla and perhaps another book and/or DVD from me. Plus I'll take her out for dinner on Tuesday. That'll be fine, right?