Saturday, March 26, 2011

RIP Geraldine Ferraro


I wanted to vote for you when I was 4 years old. You taught me girls can do anything.

Wednesday, March 23, 2011

Sunday, March 13, 2011

So I baked blueberry scones today...


Mr. Rochester!



its now officially time for Dodie to join this bandwagon because pretty soon everyone will be swooning. Movie was pretty good too although it was such a middle aged lady crowd for the audience they kept like gasping and such. One even loudly exclaimed "Oh my god!" when we saw the house burned down. I wanted to be like "why are you surprised? How have you gotten through life without knowing this was coming?" anyway. MF was soooo good. love!

Saturday, March 12, 2011

Michele Bachmann is fucktarded

From a speech she gave in in NH:

"What I love about New Hampshire and what we have in common is our extreme love for liberty," she said, according to Politico. "You're the state where the shot was heard around the world in Lexington and Concord. And you put a marker in the ground and paid with the blood of your ancestors the very first price that had to be paid to make this the most magnificent nation that has ever arisen in the annals of man in 5,000 years of recorded history."

I knew Tea Partiers were stupid, but jeez. Guess she didn't grow up watching Revolutionary War re-enactments....

So crushable

Guys, I'm like 14 yrs old again. I think it has been over a decade since I had a crush on anyone....

He speaks five languages, can muscle a land cruiser across the savannah (I've always had a thing for guys who drive stick. that sounds way dirtier than I intended...), is teaching himself to play guitar and promised to practice "I'm Yours" to play for me the next time I am in town, and loves to play with babies.

On the other hand, he wears mandals (Birks, maybe forgivable. I am pretty earthy-crunchy), loves Glee, and is closer in age to Charles than me (robbing the cradle, totally cool, right Es?)

Then there was this interaction last night:

Co-worker: I can't imagine that positions like yours would be in high demand. I mean, you can't have a significant other or kids or anything with your job.

Me: (Laughing.) I suppose not. My failings in that department are an asset for my work here.

My crush: I don't know. (Looking at me.) Maybe we came to Africa to find love.

Le grand sigh. I think my life might actually be turning into an episode of Off the Map.

Buddy is excited you are coming to visit Es!!


He says "Come pet my tummy!"

Summer Vacation movie time!


Its that time of year when I have the sudden urge to watch vacation movies. you know what i'm talking about. movies that take place on greek islands, spain, italy, etc.

Wednesday, March 9, 2011

I want a secret service agent

If he looks like John Slatterly



I also want her POTUS underwear.

Monday, March 7, 2011

Saturday, March 5, 2011

Blogger talks to me in French!

The google has finally figured out where I am.... kinda scary

Hipster Disney Princesses









I kinda love these. More fuckyeah hipster Ariels here. And is it just me, or are all the princes much better looking in glasses?

Tuesday, March 1, 2011

My horoscope says

I should engage in less blogging and more snogging.... is that a sign?

Just gonna leave this here...