I never thought I'd say this about something relating to tennis but...

Best. Liveblog. Ever

Start reading at 4pm, that's when it gets awesome.

An excerpt:

6pm: The score stands at 34-34. In order to stay upright and keep their strength, John Isner and Nicolas Mahut have now started eating members of the audience. They trudge back to the baseline, gnawing on thigh-bones and sucking intestines. They have decided that they will stay on Court 18 until every spectator is eaten. Only then, they say, will they consider ending their contest.

And this is from The Guardian, I swear.