Tuesday, June 30, 2009

Let's start with the mustache...



...and then move on to the completely random cast: Matt Damon, Scott Bakula, Tony Hale, Melanie Lynskey and Joel McHale.

...and then of course there's the trailer: http://www.apple.com/trailers/wb/theinformant/large.html

...which leads to Empire's exclamation of: What?? Did anyone know this was a comedy? And shouldn't that mustache have tipped us off?


Regina Spektor!



Her new album is awesome, you guys should check it out.

Saturday, June 27, 2009

Sometimes we are so in synch

http://jezebel.com/5303170/mr-mistoffelees-throws-the-best-jellicle-balls-you-guys
ahahahahahaha. its like she was listening to our conversation the other week! creepy :)

Thursday, June 25, 2009

Funniest fake diaries ever

I thought this was really hilarious. I love fake diaries! http://community.livejournal.com/ohnotheydidnt/36574606.html#cutid1

Tuesday, June 23, 2009

I am kind of obsessed with this trailer

The script was so awesomely funny, and I have high hopes for the movie!
http://www.apple.com/trailers/sony_pictures/zombieland/

the new Noisettes!



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1gnXo-ipXHI

Dear Sam Rockwell...



You are insane. Please don't ever change.

Love,
Esmee


P.S. Moon was awesome.

Monday, June 22, 2009

24 hours and one shower later and I still have glitter on me...






Nylon's blog had this to say about the guy in the last photo
:
Dear Guy at the Boston Show with the Tiny Giraffe:
Thank you for making our night.
You rock for jumping onstage with Louise and Marine to help sing “These Boots Are Made for Walking.”
You rule for showing your PW devotion by dressing exactly like Patrick Wolf, to the point where kids were coming up to you before the concert, asking if you were Patrick Wolf.
And you really swept us off our feet with the giraffe you waved all night from the midst of the crowd.
But… um… why a giraffe? Why not a bear or a kitty or even, dare we say it, a jaguar (love!).
Write us back, G.A.T.B.S.W.T.T.G, and let us know.
We heart you!
xoxo NYLON


The boy and I were also curious about the tiny giraffe. Also the fact that there were at least two more tiny gay boys in the crowd all decked out just like Patrick Wolf right down to the exact same hair. Not that I blame them as I kinda wish I could follow PW around the rest of his US tour and just watch him sing night after night in glitter make-up and ridiculous outfits as he switches between his piano, electric guitar, mandolin and violin. Sigh.

The other awesomeness of the night were the Plastiscines, the only one of the three opening bands that didn't suck. The Plastiscines are this French chick band and they are fan-fucking-tastic.



So at least for five hours I got to forget about the fact that I have car troubles. Again. Dodie, I hear you're having car issues too, so best of luck with that, and Charles, please drive carefully and don't prove the rule of three!

And you thought White Rabbit was trippy...




Tim Burton's reimagined Alice in Wonderland looks beyond the beyond. More frightening than Willy Wonka, if that is possible.

Saturday, June 20, 2009

I love the Jezebel girls



How come we never had any gay Ken dolls?

http://jezebel.com/5298281/whatever-edward-cull+ken--youre-not-the-sparkliest-doll-on-the-block

Friday, June 19, 2009

All kinds of awesome



So with nothing on TV in the summer I think it just might be time for me to start watching Gossip Girl.

Only the girls at Jezebel would pair Ed Westwick with lines from Byron. Hysterical.

Run For Your Lives!!!



So we were in Theater 2 in Maynard which means we were watching on a screen that is smaller than your average flatscreen television and despite the crappy reviews etc the seats were full. You know, all twenty of them. We also had the pleasure of attending with an old man (complete with quavery old-man voice) who liked to loudly say things like "What's he doing now?", "Oh look, there's the milk" and "Oh noooooo." The movie also used the typical Tony Scott shaky camera and jump cuts for absolutely no reason and played bits of some weird remix of Jay-Z's 99 Problems. Trailers included such gems as My Sister's Keeper (which almost made me throw up within it's 1.5 minutes of glory), something called Armored which seemed to involve Matt Dillon, Laurence Fishburne and Milo Ventimiglia (?!?!?!?), and finally the other Sandra Bullock rom-com whose title escapes me, but looks terrible despite having Sandra and Bradley Cooper.

Oh, and if this man got on my subway car, I would get the hell of that train no matter how late it made me. Just a thought.

p.s. La Mere loved the movie.

Most inappropriate citation of Helen Keller....


I kinda hate this song but unfortunately it is catchy. Not really sure what to make of the video with all of its Sacha Baron Cohen inspired outfits and unnecessary man-touching...

get excited!!!


Thursday, June 18, 2009

Wednesday, June 17, 2009

what ho?

what is happening at home? la mere seemed to be in an ok mood. she did make that offer of "there will always be a room for you here" which made me want to start screaming in horror. yes, mom, I'm giving up my career in hwood to move home and do nothing. argh.

Tuesday, June 16, 2009

Fallen princesses


I love this concept of the Disney princesses growing up and having modern day difficulties. I particularly like Jasmine the Iraqi guerilla fighter.

Sunday, June 14, 2009

I miss you guys already!!!

I just wanted to say, thanks so much for such a great visit. It was especially nice to see you both at the same time and away from the rents. It meant a lot to me having you both here. Dodie, I'm so excited about your engagement and that you are getting married. All that matters is that you are happy. Love you both so so much!

Monday, June 8, 2009

Saturday, June 6, 2009

Cheer up Sisters!


You are both coming to lovely Los Angeles where we have smiling movie stars! Here is an example:

Friday, June 5, 2009

Fuck fuck fuck Part 2

So remember that time on my birthday when I turned my head too quickly and pinched a nerve in my neck?
Yeah that happened again.
Driving in Central Square.
Good times all around.

fuck fuck fuck

ohmyfuckingod!!
The crying has begun. Will not shut up about money and feeling judged and all that shit. I tried to segue into 'so i'm going to LA on monday' and mentioned Charles being worried about the medical thing and la mere said "and work has been hard for her lately too. Well if she wants to take a sabbatical from all that she can always move back here. I'm sure we can move all that stuff out of her room."
The fuck?
!!!!!!!!!
I'm pretty sure I didn't say a single word after that until she left for work. Dad took today off as well so he's puttering around somewhere. La mere kept going on about how she was looking forward to seeing the crazies at her work because they at least liked her.
HOLYFUCKINGSHIT!
Get me the FUCK out of this house!
Maybe I'll just leave her a note on monday. In LA. See you in a week!
(takes deep breath)
Okay well I'm going to buy some fucking groceries (if hummus, crackers and gingerale can be considered 'groceries') and then get the fuck out of here. Will probably just be hanging out with the boy so call any time.
Shit.

Wednesday, June 3, 2009

I will keep rambling on about him until you agree with me



I am telling you...you never believe me at first Dodie!!!

Tuesday, June 2, 2009

They got me


Have you seen the Hitchcock inspired short film/advert for Dior? Love, love Marion Cotillard. And I totally want that bag now! So chic. So classic. So roomy.

Monday, June 1, 2009

One of the many reasons Esmee and I are closet fans...

From People: Peter Facinelli, who plays the Cullen family patriarch, confirms the dissatisfaction of the non-traveling castmembers. "We were so bummed," he said. "Lazy writing, Stephenie Meyer! LOL. Can you put LOL at the end of that so she doesn't think I'm serious?"

He is so funny...love him! dodie, I am forcing you to watch the movie while you are here. Its hilariousness is incredible. best worst movie ever.