So La Mere just informed me that compared to her friend's kids I am a good daughter. She then went on to say that she's glad I'm not a drug addict who steals my grandparent's canoe or breaks into a home for elderly nuns to steal stuff in order to support my junk habit, and that I do not have several crack children. I buy groceries, and am therefore better.
Awesome, Mom. Thanks. You make me feel warm and fuzzy inside.
She is really campaigning for Queen of Backhanded Compliments, isn't she?
Le sigh.
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