So much therapy needed...so little time...

La Mere: I'm going to say something you're not going to want to hear.

Me:

La Mere: I think you should date a computer nerd.

Me: ...?

La Mere: Your father has screwed up my computer, so I think you need to date a tech geek so they can come over and fix it.

Me: I, uh...um what?

La Mere: It could be a guy or a girl. Doesn't matter. And you wouldn't even have to date that long, they'd understand why you were dumping them because they're a nerd and probably used to it.

(at this point in the conversation I leave the room and break into my stash of vodka)

love the vf hollywood issue

so i finally got around to buying the hollywood VF issue and absolutely love the hitchcock re-enactment photos. surprised how many hitchcock films i've actually seen. though never did see lifeboat. my absolute fave photo was the strangers on a train.

where are the honeybees?

so must admit that i thought i was the only person in america concerned that millions of honey bees have disappeared and no one can even find their bodies. felt it was all too apocalyptic for words. but guess m night agrees with me. check out the trailer with the awesome mark wahlberg.

Beloved brideshead

So, I still have not ever finished reading the new version of the script, its just too disturbing for me. But since there were pics in the new VF of the new cast, here is a pic of beloved old Charles and sebastian and all the new cast. Ben Whishaw is playing Sebastian, Matthew Goode is playing Charles, Haley Atwell is playing Julia and some girl named Felicity Jones is Cordelia. So here are some pictures of them...

Ok this is insane.

Like insane insane. Tilda is completely crazy. I kinda love it. You must read this article.

http://defamer.com/356277/

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/pages/live/femail/article.html?in_article_id=513967&in_page_id=1879

Must check out the site Bossip

You guys have to read Bossip. It is absolutely hilarious. From articles on Shrillary Clinton entitled " Ho Sit down" to comments like "Is it just us, or were Bey’s thighs looking super thick in that Tina Turner performance?" Sooo catty. love it. And of course they are unafraid to ask the tough questions like who is more bangin'

is orli ever going to work again??