World's ugliest dog

When a picture says a thousand words...

You guys so owe me...

...for going to la mere's chorale concert tonight. Alone. Without booze. On the plus side she seems to be coming around to me living in Dorchester seeing as she spent the night introducing me to people and going "my daughter drove all the way from Dorchester to see me perform. Isn't she devoted?" So the brownie points don't hurt.
You guys should call her. She mentioned she hasn't talked to either of you in a while. She's not mopey about it yet because she's in the throes of a manic high, but we want to keep her that way.

I was sneezed on...

So today, I had to practice intubating ferrets. (Don't worry they were totally sedated with ketamine aka Special K). And the yucky, smelly, twitchy little thing totally gagged and sneezed all over me! Eww. Thank goodness for surgical masks and goggles!

If only I could cook....

Bradley Cooper: Take the lamb off your menu.
Michael Vartan: Return my creepy baker.
BC: Um...no.
MV: I guess it is, how you say... on?
BC: Oh mais oui, it is totally, how you say... on.


Yes folks, Kitchen Confidential is on DVD. How can you not love Bradley Cooper?

More proof we all secretly work for Elle in our sleep

Even Esmee appears to have been contributing...
http://www.elle.com/fashionessentials/11278/feist-fashion-zeitgeist.html

I like to pinch

New element commercial. Check out the one with the lobster. tee hee. And of course, here is the original too. http://automobiles.honda.com/element-and-friends/index.aspx
Oh and yu have to watch the french penguin one.

News from the music junkie...

First, a super-cute video from Feist: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zWrNCCx2p5U
And if you like that one, watch her video of 1 2 3 4.

and second of all.... NEW SMASHING PUMPKINS SINGLE!!! Who's excited? We've only been waiting 7 years for this one, and it sounds like they are in fairly decent form, even though Billy Corgan still looks a little like Max Shrek. Ah well, not everyone can be talented and beautiful.